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Knockers and Knobs Novelty Door Hangers

Knockers and Knobs Novelty Door Hangers

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Novelty Door Knockers and Knobs. These door hangers include 10 messages that tell the world how you feel or what you want.

 

Feel frisky want love, need chocolate, are you a sex machine, well show your intentions. You just might get what you want.

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£ 4.99

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These double sided novelty door hangers 'Knockers and Knobs' include 10 messages that tell the world how you feel or what  you want. Just hang one on a door or wardrobe handle to tell your lover how you feel today or what you are after. Knocker and Knobs messages included.

 

KNOCKERS

High Maintenance...But Totally Worth It,

Bad Hair Day..Not accepting visitors,
On a diet...Unless that's an eclair in your pocket,
Position available....Spoon or missionary acceptable,
Keep out....The time of the month,
Mistress is in...Kneel before me slave,
Hung over...Please be gentle with me,
Go Away...Unless you are sorry and have flowers,
P*ss off...Unless your have vodka or chocolate and
Princess Inside....Enter..

 

KNOBS

The Love Doctor is in...Do you have an appointment?
Be Gentle With Me...and my 10 inch Penis
Come back later...I'm looking at porn
Give me five minutes...your mum needs to get her clothes back on
Do Not Open Door..My Willy is Trapped in the Keyhole!
Sex Machine..Just turn me on and I'll go for hours
I boldly go...Where not many have gone before
The love shack...It's where the magic happens
Sex Therapist Inside..First Session Free
Alpha Male...Fancy a Ruck

 


Feel frisky, want a touch, are you a sex machine, want some love or need some chocolate....well let them know your intentions.

You just might get some !

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Knockers and Knobs Novelty Door Hangers

Knockers and Knobs Novelty Door Hangers

Novelty Door Knockers and Knobs. These door hangers include 10 messages that tell the world how you feel or what you want.

 

Feel frisky want love, need chocolate, are you a sex machine, well show your intentions. You just might get what you want.

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